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Schoolboy Match Reports: England 0 – 0 Italy (2-4 pens) Euro 2012
For the final game of the Three Lions’ campaign, Shilts hands over to the self proclaimed voice of the self proclaimed voices of the internet, football forum expert and 6 year old; Little Johnny for … Continue reading
When Rooney Met Cassano
Ahead of their quarter final meeting on Sunday, Perez Shilton set up a meeting between England’s Wayne Rooney and his Italian counterpart, Antonio Cassano hoping for some quality ‘bantz’ between the two, as is the … Continue reading
Schoolboy Match Reports: England 1 – 0 Ukraine Euro 2012
Shilts hands over once more to the self proclaimed voice of the self proclaimed voices of the internet, football forum expert and 6 year old; Little Johnny for a recap of all the action from … Continue reading
Playground betting tips: England vs Ukraine and France vs Sweden
Perez Shilton’s resident man-in-the-know and 6 year old schoolboy has teamed up with Poker Listings.com to try and win you some extra pocket money to spend on bubble gum or garishly unrealistic renderings of Theo … Continue reading
Dutch team building exercise leaves nine hospitalised and others ‘fatally wounded or missing’
Witnessing his team crash out of Euro 2012 under a cloud of disunity, Netherlands coach Bert Van Marwijk took drastic measures, taking his players paintballing in a bid to help them finally bond. Unfortunately, as with … Continue reading
Harry Redknapp gives staggeringly consistently inconsistent post-Spurs interview
Fresh from being relieved of his Tottenham managerial duties, famously contradictory character Harrington Redknapp Esq. met with Perez Shilton to give perhaps his most confused interview yet. It should be noted that ‘Arry gave this … Continue reading
Schoolboy Match Reports: England 3 – 2 Sweden Euro 2012
Once again, Shilts hands over to the self proclaimed voice of the self proclaimed voices of the internet, football forum expert and 6 year old; Little Johnny for a recap of all the action from … Continue reading
England’s training ground secrets revealed (and approximated)
Ahead of ANOTHER MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE TOURNAMENT SO FAR™ between England and Sweden, our resident snoop Staan Coollymoore (in know way affiliated with anyone who happens to have a strikingly similar name and … Continue reading
Schoolboy Match Reports: England 1 – 1 France Euro 2012
Shilts hands over to the self proclaimed voice of the self proclaimed voices of the internet, football forum expert and 6 year old; Little Johnny for a recap of all the action from Monday’s Group … Continue reading
Euro 2012 Live(ish) Text: Spain vs Italy
Here we go again; ‘The next best thing for all those unfortunate not to be able to make it to the ground; experiencing it through someone else’s living room n text form.’ Spain 1 – … Continue reading